Steve Stephens McDead

April 19, 2017 – A McFlurry of activity in Erie, Pennsylvania culminated with a courageous McDonald’s employee making “Facebook Killer” Steve Stephens wait for his fries while he called the cops.   “Henry Sayers, a McDonald’s employee tells our investigative team that Stephens rolled through the drive-thru and ordered a 20 piece Chicken McNuggets and a Read More …

Steve Harvey Encouraged by Trump

April 19, 2017 – The busiest man in show business, Steve Harvey, took a moment to point out that President Trump is keeping his promise to restore inner city housing.   “Harvey met with Trump at Trump Tower after the election, where the two men discussed plans to partner with the president’s Department of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Read More …

Stephen Hawking Freaking Out Over Asteroids

November 22, 2016 – Stephen Hawking’s caregiver finally played the Armageddon laserdisc for the British egghead and now he’s having nightmares and shit thinking about asteroids.   “In a video produced by Asteroid Day, an “global movement” dedicated to protecting our species, Professor Hawking said: “One of the major threats to intelligent life in our universe Read More …